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Going on twenty years now I’ve played the part of all-purpose-computer-and-technical-support-grunt for my family. I wish to finally disabuse myself of this ignominious title and terminate all these bothersome, unpaid retainers.

There are three reasons I wish to do this.

Follow the link to read on. I need to print this up and hand it out— I actually don’t get requests from my family, but from acquaintances, which to me is even more offensive.