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To his credit, Sutter, on multiple occasions, questions whether he really deserves to be in the Hall of Fame. I don’t know, man, maybe you did? I wasn’t paying attention to your speech. I was staring off into space and wondering about Wolverine’s past. If he can heal himself super-fast, does that mean he’s basically immortal? If I were immortal I would jump off of buildings and stuff, just to scare people.

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