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I had a normal human conversation

we had a contractor over to our house to look at some water damage that we don't know the cause of (lol) and while he was there he happened to see the ancient refrigerator that was left behind in the basement (and looks like it has been left behind in the basement for the last 60 years). He started gushing over it and I told him proudly(?) that it still worked and he said "of course it does" and told me that if I ever think I'm getting rid of it, I have to call him and he'll pay me "every penny it's worth"????