The Tweets of June 2021
I’ve been trying to round up my favorite tweets every month this year. I was previously doing this on Twitter but that made it hard for me to go back and find them later, so now I’m putting them here. These will decay over time, as Twitter embeds tend to do, but c’est l’internet.
— Chris Thorburn (@CBThorburn) June 1, 2021
If you’re not doing well allow me to remind you that many other people are suffering even more than you are. This is meant to make you feel better somehow
— Being nice, feeling nice (@InternetHippo) June 2, 2021
Restaurants are such a weird concept… yeah how bout I just sit here eating someone else’s food while my house sits completely empty and open to attack. Lemme just leave my desktop computer unguarded while I go to town on this risotto. Insane.
— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) June 5, 2021
Behold: my pregnancy photos pic.twitter.com/nT2eX9DFI6
— Elissa (@badgirlfriday) June 5, 2021
— Jae Bearhat (@fussybabybitch) June 7, 2021
hmm should I spend 2 seconds clicking unsubscribe or 1 second deleting an email from this company every single day for the rest of my life
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) June 6, 2021
Only reacting to friends' creative projects by saying "I love that you decided to do this"
— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) June 5, 2021
Young man
— Baba Yagoo (@jephjacques) June 8, 2021
There’s no need to feel down
I said, young man
You should go see this clown
I said, young man
He’s the best show in town
And his name is Pagliacci
Weather vanes are perfect when a guest is arguing about which direction the wind is blowing. The look on their face when they realize you have a weather vane..
— Letterman (@oldfriend99) June 9, 2021
this is called “being an accomplice” and is highly illegal pic.twitter.com/b0XEd0ZufI
— Hagai Palevsky (he/him) (@DialHForHagai) June 11, 2021
they've evicted Tom Waits https://t.co/XdKMsGPfO3
— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) June 12, 2021
There was a time when most jerkoff business wisdom was confined to airport bookstores and we should get back to that as a society
— Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton) June 13, 2021
CHARACTER WITH ICE POWERS: *chill* out
— THD (@hfcthd) June 12, 2021
CHARACTER WITH FIRE POWERS: let's *heat* things up
CHARACTER WITH RIFLE: it's very *GUN* to see you
Me trying on clothes in GTA 5 pic.twitter.com/FkQIeCp7dV
— Firaga Walk With Me (@firagawalkwthme) June 13, 2021
still holds up pic.twitter.com/8iy3G4MZVl
— c a l (@BadSleepWelll) June 13, 2021
— Patrick Scott Patterson (@OriginalPSP) June 14, 2021
Moved in with my boyfriend today pic.twitter.com/OKefKgMK7C
— Jude of Arc (@judeasspriest) June 14, 2021
rey: you can do it, ben. i believe in you. you can go back to regular skinny jeans
— michael lutz (@WarrenIsDead) June 15, 2021
kylo: https://t.co/tAPXmiVTO5
Me: In the daytime I retreat into my world of miniatures. There I can keep everyone safe, and everything can happen as it should.
— Sam Saulsbury (@SamuelSaulsbury) June 16, 2021
Therapist: That actually sounds really good
found this mug in the work kitchen and now it dominates my every waking thought pic.twitter.com/H4uGAAR2gY
— hyperlink (@themboydeerdog) June 15, 2021
I'm the one quoting-tweeting you from a private account . and I am saying you are so smart and perceptive & you expressed your thoughts really well .
— regular gem (@Choplogik) June 17, 2021
having an "aesthetic" github and a personal close friends one
— jeff (@jeffistyping) June 18, 2021
The beastie boys were probably pissed when they sampled the beatles in 1989 and then all the beatles stuff got remastered in 2009
— Letterman (@oldfriend99) June 20, 2021
Fuck, I forgot to quote tweet the Christian conservative who was homophobic! Such an opportunity is unlikely to come around again.
— Sridhar Ramesh (@RadishHarmers) June 21, 2021
Bourdain: Wow. This meat is so tender and juicy. Falls right off the massive bone in the middle
— Semamaque 9️⃣ (@earthdistance) June 20, 2021
Flamedramon: This is what we digimon eat every day
Bourdain: God you’re lucky
*sees a guy with visible spaghetti vomit on his sweater* wow, on the surface he looks calm and ready
— DougExeter (@Doug_Exeter) June 23, 2021
if you aren’t yet worried about 3d printers: you should be. what if somebody printed a weird shape
— Austin (@adoptedhighway) June 25, 2021
— sim (@pxnkflop) June 28, 2021
in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that was foreshadowing
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) June 29, 2021