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Top 5 Most Disorienting Things I've Fallen Asleep During And Then Woke Up To

  1. anything from Cirque du Soleil
  2. a Computer Science lecture about syntactic analysis
  3. xXx (2002)
  4. Someone playing a Metal Gear Solid game
  5. the 2010 Winter Olympics Opening Ceremonies