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This requires a lot of additional context which I refuse to provide.

Me: this day is going really slowly :( Bob: hmmmm yeah kinda Bob: it's fiiiine Bob: you'll be eatin' meat pies before you know it! Me: I'M EATING MEAT PIES RIGHT NOW OM NOM NOM Me: it's one of the included snacks in our break room Me: hot chocolate and meat pies Bob: now it all makes sense Me: :( Me: what are you saying :((( Me: ( >______< ) Bob: wow, you're unraveling quite quickly! Me: it's all this goddamn meat