WE ARE GOING TO MAKE A PROGRAM:

THIS PROGRAM WILL DO THE FOLLOWING:

1) run smoothly

2) improve everyone’s lives

3) not harm humans

4) use bleeding-edge technology (web 2.0?)

5) provide enterprise-level strategic solutions

6) use adaptive learning to provide the most personalized experience possible

7) (maybe) store variables and process those variables to provide output(?)

8) implement a customizable interface with graphical “skins” (Winamp 2.x skin support??)

I found this today while sorting through some old documents. We were writing a design document at my part-time software job in college and got a little carried away, as we tended to do for a while before getting serious and making AWESOME SOFTWARE for CLUELESS JERKS. Miss u Delphi friendz :’(