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still in a phase of the business relationship with our realtor where there's a chance tomorrow morning he'll make small talk and ask me about the headlining act at the concert it was said that I was at when he texted us about some stuff this evening, and I will have to decide then if I want to say the words "queef jerky" in an iMessage to my realtor

anyway stream queef jerky I guess