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PROGRAMMER PERSONALITY TEST

QUESTIONS #

  1. All the code I wrote is (check one):

    • Magic
    • Garbage
  2. All the code someone else wrote is (check one):

    • Magic
    • Garbage

RESULTS #

Design your own system that receives an array of answers to the above as input and returns a feeling other than the emptiness of purpose. Congratulations! You are a PROGRAMMER. Your tests have probably finished running by now.