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My goal for July is: the beach. If on any given day it is reasonably possible to go to the beach then I am going to the beach. I want to be done with all those little quibbles and nuisances of getting to the beach and being at the beach that tally up, over and over again, to dissuade a would-be beachgoer from going to the beach. I want to simply up-and-go, fuck it all, who gives a shit, here comes the beach.

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