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RULES FOR TABOO by Boring Old Raphael

RULES FOR TABOO by Boring Old Raphael

boringoldraphael:

If your word is TALL, you CANNOT say SHORT, BIG, HEIGHT, SIZE, or TALES, but you CAN say, “This is the smallest drink at Starbucks,” or “Your mother, in heels,” or “Last night at Jessica’s party, you talked with that good-looking law student who was so strikingly this for over an hour, and when I told you I wanted to go home, you said, Just give me twenty more minutes, and I said, I’d really like to leave, and you said, Can you please just be patient? And I thought that was a real this kind of order. A real this kind of order indeed, Steve.”

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