motd.co: This requires a lot of additional context which I refuse to provide.

Me: this day is going really slowly 🙁
Bob: hmmmm yeah kinda
Bob: it’s fiiiine
Bob: you’ll be eatin’ meat pies before you know it!
Me: I’M EATING MEAT PIES RIGHT NOW OM NOM NOM
Me: it’s one of the included snacks in our break room
Me: hot chocolate and meat pies
Bob: now it all makes sense
Me: 🙁
Me: what are you saying :(((
Me: ( >______< )
Bob: wow, you're unraveling quite quickly!
Me: it's all this goddamn meat