motd.co: Conversation with my coworker yesterday

HIM: Casey! I finally found a Twitter worth reading!
ME: Oh really? What is it?
WHAT I FIGURED HE’D SAY: @sween
OR: @badbanana
OR: @michaelianblack
WHAT HE SAID: @shitmydadsays
WHAT HE SHOULD HAVE SAID: You. It was you all along, right there in front of me. Please let me pay you to write jokes on the internet.