motd.co:

On Friday, [a girl] invited me to her birthday/going away party, which goes down in about half an hour. I was all for it until she bothered to forward me the actual email invitation and apparently there’s going to be dancing. UGH, if I wanted to incorporate dancing into my life, I would have trained Dancers for my party in Final Fantasy Tactics. /continues never ever getting laid

My hilarious and brilliant friend Bill